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Jun 2 '12

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever cheated?

nope and I never will

Jun 2 '12

cakeiscoolio:

this is it all the other videos are second rate

i found it

the best video

our search is over

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Jun 2 '12
  • me: I'm hungry
  • me 20 minutes later: I'm hungry
  • me 30 minutes later: I'm huuuungryyyy
  • me an hour later: HOLY FUCK I'M STARVING BUT I DON'T WANT TO PUT PANTS ON SO I CAN GO TO THE STORE!!

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Jun 2 '12

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Jun 1 '12
maddieonthings: Portland, OR

maddieonthings:

Portland, OR

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Jun 1 '12

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May 31 '12
newkidssonmycock: the yawn trick

newkidssonmycock:

the yawn trick

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May 31 '12
thebookworm: My eating schedule. 

thebookworm:

My eating schedule. 

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May 31 '12

I’d totally whore myself out if prostitution wasn’t illegal.

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May 31 '12
itsahosie: See Disney does teach life skills.

itsahosie:

See Disney does teach life skills.

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